Mad Tyler Breeze, Brad Maddox n CJ Parker promo. Mad screamin fae Breeze. Jist mad.
Tag team turmoil match featuring Enzo Amore n Big Kass, with other cunts.
Enzo Amore is my favourite. Jist a hilarious wee dafty. Cuts promos that make me pee mysell a wee bit. The rest of the NXT tag division is S.A.W.F.T...SAAAAAWWFT.
Big Kass slams CJ Parker tae fuck, and thats him n Tyler Breeze oot. Next up is Rusev n Dawson.
Rusevs a big huge kinda clumsy cunt, but hes no bad and Dawson is the naecun tae end naecunts. Rusev tellt William Regal he ate 6 pun of raw meat that day. Thats a fun fact innit?
Dawson hits a braw spinebuster but Enzo rolls him up anyway. Some boay so he us. Big Rusev isnae happy but n hits him wae a big splash afore stormin oot.
Then The Ascension come oot, prolly tae win dead easy.
Well mibbe no eh, it wis actually a braw wee contest. Big Kass n O'Brian xechange some of that raw power shit, before Rick Victor pins the wee hero Enzo Amore tae make the Ascension the number one contenders for the tag belts.
Renee Young joins the boays on commentary and shes a sassy wee hing so she is, fair pits the boayzies in their place.
Bayley vs Sasha Banks
Bayley has an incredible erse. The match wis gid also. Sasha draps Bayley face first aff the tap rope. Lovely wee snap suplex anaw, here Sasha is quite gid meht. She totally dominates, then outta naeplace Bayley hits a mental hug/belly tae belly suplex, but Sasha kicks oot at 2. Sasha brings the whole saga tae a close wae a lovely neckbreaker. Sare dunt. Gid wee match.
Hahahahaha aw Aiden English. How I love you. yer man comes oot singing a hilarious wee ditty aboot huvin a show and a fight. Everybody loves it. Brawness personified.
Aiden English vs Some Jobber
Aiden knocks his cunt in. Before winnin wae take a bow. Standurt
Gies us a wee encore tae, cause he's sound as anyhin.
El Local vs Sami Zayn
Yass yass yass yass! too much gidness. Aw this is gonnae be so gid.
It wis so good, shorter than I expected but a proper smashin braw wee encounter. Zayn one after some high octane shit. Gid.
Bo Dallas comes oot, talks aboot bein healed n Sami listenin tae his advice. Shut yer daft hole meht. Sami tells him tae dae the bolt. or mon n we'll fight the noo. Bo Dallas him naw, and hes also no allowed tae face him for the belt next week cause Canada sux!
Brad Maddox backstage gettin a grillin aff none other than KASSIUS OHNO! he's lit that "I've been fit fur weeks, how am I no wrasslin?" and he basically tells Brad he'll pan his weaty wee melt in if he disnae get him back wrasslin again. So he gies him a match next week cause Chris Hero is a Hero. It says it in his name n everythin. Brad cawed him a D+ during this promo anaw, cause he disnae value his life apparently.
Ugh. We finish wae a Triple H promo. Naw.
He says a lot of NXT cunts names. Whit ye daein man? get oan wae it. He says he could replace the main roster wae the NXT roster and they'd dae fine. Why no dae it then? Just yatterin a lotta shite so ye urr. Get fucked. He starts on about the Rhodes family, cause he's a Jealous Ellis. Talks some shite about my man Dusty Rhodes. He gies Dusty some time aff fae NXT, prolly cause his daft boot ae a wife ordered the Big Show tae knock him out. He takes a moment tae introduce the new interim GM. Bet ye its fuckin Maddox.
Nut! Curveball. Its big saft tits JBL. He looks super excited, so thats gid. Enjoyin life JBL ma man! let them titties wiggle! JBL tells a cunt tae shut it, cause he's bein lairy as fuck brah. JBL gies it some good for business patter. Oh he's a heel here is he? braw stuff. I like it. Wiggle titty heel heat. Smashin.
I gie this weeks NXT a Solid B. B for braw, or bodacious.
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