NXT is pretty gid mate. Aside from the use of heidthebaws like Mason Ryan, they get the balance right mare times than not. Wee touch of hilarity wae Enzo Amore, a smidgen of funk wae Xavier Woods, and a large dose of top class wrasslin fae Kassius Ohno n Sami Zayn. So NXT, lets be huvin ye ya wee midden.
Enzo Amore and Big Cass vs Rusev and Dawson
Enzo Amore is my guy. Fuckin hilarious so he is. He fires some hilarious one liners at the big Bulgarian lump and his wee trucker pal, before a match breaks oot. Aside fae the spinning heel kick fae Rusev I wisnae super intae the match. Enzo and Cass won by DQ cause muhfuckas widnae clear the ring efter 5 seconds. Silly
Bo Dallas being roundly booed during a solo promo. Probably cause he wis wearing a suit bumped straight aff the Miami Vice set. Or because he is a human vacuum of joy.
CJ Parker gets attacked by Tyler Breeze during a backstage interview. CJ Parker has dreds so that whole thing is just his dreds flyin aboot. Hittin folk in the eyes n that.
Paige vs Sasha Banks
Paige is what you're children are gonna be smoking so she is. The future. This is a really gid match. best one of the night I'd say. I really like the idea of her comin roon tae mine for some spaghetti and cuddles. Paige wins wae a crossbody.
Sasha takes the defeat hard, and slaps Paige in the tits.
Xavier Woods vs Leo Kruger
No daft on Kruger in the ring really. Kinda slow and one dimensional. Xavier Woods is braw though. Properly charismatic and energetic. He's got the stuff. The stuff gets him the win here anaw, as he hits the Eat Defeat tae get the pin. Solid effort Xavier ma man. You get yersell intae Stringfellows, and scoop you up a couple big booty bitches right now.
Overall NXT wis gid eatin. Two smashin matches and a lot of Bo Dallas heat. 7.63 hiptoss takedoons outta 10.
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