WWE Raw Preview 21/10/2013

Making a habit of these utterly pointless short RAW previews eh? I dae intend tae dae nice shiny long wans, but then I get distracted by bright coloured hings and FIFA and we get these shitey wee efforts. I apologise for inflicting this upon the world. This week I'll start wae some mega fun facts aboot RAW which I'm gonnae make up.

• The first ever RAW was held in front of a live studio audience in the same place they used tae film Fun House wae Pat Sharpe.
• The first gimmick suggested tae The Undertaker after the American Badass hing ended wis him comin out on RAW dressed as Fireman Sam. Wrasslin name just "Fire Man" lit "Big Bossman" but less Big Bossin, and mare putting oot fires.
• Jack Tunney once stripped Adam Bomb of the IC Title on RAW in 1994, because Adam Bomb took Jacks front tyre off his BMX and replaced it wae a bin lid.
• Terry Funk wis booked to win the WWE Title on RAW in 1997, but missed the show because he wis in the jail fur stealin roller skates

And here's some things I'd like RAW to contain the night...

• David Otunga, being legitimately sacked.
• Daniel Bryan and Shawn Michaels cutting a promo together.
• Triple H and Stephanie sharing a packet ah Monster Munch.
• Ryback gets locked in the jannies cupboard tae after Hell In A Cell.
• Cesaro
• Ziggler
• Punk
• Axel losing the IC Belt.

That's it. Another spectacularly half ersed effort. Please never read these previews, and tell aw yer pals I'm a fraud. I DUNNO WHIT IM ON ABOOT!

Enjoy RAW sweetherts. Love you x