WWE Raw Preview 14/10/2013

This RAW preview will be lit the blog post equivalent of an interlude. Or a speed wank. Its nice, but ye always kinda want merr know whit I mean? naw? Fuck ye then.

I think this weeks RAW should include at least 6 of the following.

• Bray Wyatt in a wrestling match. Bray Wyatt saying words. Sister Abigail. Rocking chair.
• Antonio Cesaro
• Curtis Axel dropping the Intercontinental Title to someone who isn't R-Truth
• The Miz gets locked in the bathroom of a Burger King. Somehow without his troosers.
• Paul Heyman pumps Ryback, you and aw yer mad uncles.
• Edges theme gets played while we get a VT of Kaitlyns best spears.
• Antonio Cesaro
• Daniel Bryan kneeing evdy. Trips, Show, Orton, Shield, Broadus...the whole team.

I think this weeks RAW will include at least 3 of the following

• The Great Khali
• A LOT of John Cena hype.
• Mare ADR/Vickie shenanigans. Prolly winchin again.
• Drew McIntyre walks calmly intae the nearest river, after hearing he's booked tae get Huricanrana'd aff a tiny wee bull.
• R-Truth

Just incase yer wondering, aye. In the 6 fae the first list, Antonio Cesaro should definitely appear twice.

Please enjoy RAW responsibly. Don't watch it in a moving vehicle either, in case yer phone flees oot yer haun and then its a broken phone. Nae yiss.