I've went fae complete and utter dejection as this Unification angle, tae actually looking forward tae the match a wee bit. Providing that this is the fuckin end here of course. If they drag this shit oot aw the way tae Mania, and we get Nae eyes vs Nae right tae huv a belt in the first place, at Mania then I'll allow mysell tae be upset again, but as hings are the noo, I'm gonnae assume that the belts will be unified the night, Daniel Bryan will win the Unified belt at the Rumble, n defend it against Royal Rumble winner CM Punk. In a 90 minute Iron Man match, which somehow involves ladders, and Chris Hero. No askin too much is it?
Anyway. TLC n that.
Pre-Show - Dolph Ziggler vs Fandango
Ridiculous that these boays have nae momentum right now. Fandango vs DBry on RAW wis a cracker, and Ziggler vs anycunt is always good, so this will be worth yer time. I still hold oot a wee bit of hope that we can get these two getting a wee mid card push at least, although if ye ask me Ziggler n DBry should be gied AW THE BELTS tae distribute between them as they wish.
AJ vs Natalya (Divas Title Match)
Got a feeling ma wee Natty is taking the belt here troops, and its gonnae be magnificent. Mibbe a wee face turn fae Tamina tae help her out? Either way its gonnae be a stone cold stoater of a match, cause there's nae Smellas involved, and they can both go. Well AJ's awrite compared to the rest, and Nattie is a goddess in every way shape, and magnificent form. Natty tae take the belt via sharpshooter.
Big E Langston vs Damien Sandow (IC Title Match)
Yer dark horse for MOTN here. Sandow has been fuckin brilliant since his failed cash-in against Cena which makes ye wonder 2 hings. Firstly, why did he no win the belt when he cashed in and we'd have a relevant, fresh champion as opposed tae a tired re-hashed feud tae unify the belts. Secondly, why in the name of Christ wis he taken oot the picture completely, and shoehorned back intae the midcard even though he outgrew it aboot a year an a hauf ago? its find mind boggling, but I've enjoyed his wee back n forth wae Big E over the past 3 weeks, so this'll be gid. Would be pointless tae huv the big yin drap the belt though, unless they're fast tracking him tae better things, so Big E and his wonderful shimmering chebs will retain.
Goldust and Cody vs Rybaxel, vs Rey and Show vs The Real Americans (Tag Title Match)
The fact that The Usos urnae involved in this, but square dids and Shite-iss Shitezel are makes me yon simmering kinda angry, where yer fairly certain it'll no come tae anything, but if somedy pushed the right button its MURDERIN time. Naw look, I jest, its only wrestling so it is, I'm no that kinda fan. I just write the slangy reviews wae aw the humour, I'm a jovial chap. Seriously. When I've hud ma medicine anyway, I'm dead nice. Got the feelin that the Rhodesy Boayz are dropping the belts here, and we'll see the start of a Brother vs Brother feud between them which will culminate at Mania. Wis really hoping it wid be The Usos who'd take the belts next, but is its Tony and Jack I'll no be too upset. If its Rybotchel or ReyShow then there's a fair chance I'm burnin suhin tae the ground. Dunno whit yet. Might be ma hoose, might be a phone box, might be YOUR hoose. Ye never can tell.
Daniel Bryan vs The Wyatt Family
Genuinely got nae real prediction for this. Nuhin that widnae largely be guess work. I think we can aw agree it'll be a joy to behold wrasslin wise, cause Bryan has been workin wae Harper and Rowan quite beautifully of late. Is there any real chance of him joining the beardy brotherhood? I kinda hope no, cause it would mean there's somedy mare high profile than Bray in the group, and focus wid inevitably shift tae DBry. Naw, we want this angle wrapped up the night I hink, DBry back tae the the top end of the card, and The Wyatts gaun on tae feud wae The Shield. I fancy DBry to get the win after some kinda misunderstanding between the Wyatts boays leads tae two of them getting ko'd. Doubt he'll pin Bray right enough, might make big Harper tap or suhin but. Ideal world they'd sack the wrasslin n braid each others beards, but we don't live in an ideal world. If we lived in an ideal world, Sellik wid win the Champions League at least once every 5 years, and nae conversations wid ever be aboot whoever the fuck Katie Hopkins is.
CM Punk vs The Shield
As much as I love The Wyatts, I reckon this handicap match will be the superior wan in a wrasslin sense. I'll always mind how great The Shield vs Dolph wis on RAW, so they obviously have a good feel for the psychology of this kinda match, as long as they're given the right opponent. A lot of folk think this is where The Shield disbands, but I cannae see it. I think they'll be together tae Mania at least, and a 6 man tag wae The Wyatts will be on the horizon. I reckon big Reigns goes over here, getting the pin after The Shield come together as a unit tae batter the living shite oota ma main man Punk. Sorry Punk mate, ye'll win The Royal Rumble but, so its nae big deal. Take a few dunts here n smile while ye dae it.
John Cena vs Randy Orton (TLC Match to Unify the World Titles)
This'll be no bad, I don't like whit it represents in terms of it meaning Blandy Orton and Cena are at the top end of the card, but if it means Cena unifies the belts, and immediately drops them tae Bryan, then im awrite wae it. That prolly wont be the case but, there will be shenanigans, there will be hi-jinks, the betls probably wont get unified for some Triple H based reason, and it'll aw be up in the air till Mania. No even got the will tae write any merr about this. Please let this be the end.
Overall I'm intae it. Card's gid for the most part. I expect tae be pleased by the wrasslin, and not so thrilled by some of the booking. Usual story really.
Enjoy TLC responsibly, in the presence of at least one semi functional adult, or a particularly bright dug.
No comments:
Post a Comment