ICW Square Go Preview

The square go eh? or "The Schemey Royal Rumble" as its less commonly known. A time for us to reflect on the year gone by, with some men throwing other men over some ropes, some iron man action, Jackie Polo and Andy Wild, and of course the abs of Fergal Devitt challenging Jack Jester fur the ICW Title. The Square Go itself allows 5 competitors to enter with a weapon (or an "MC Tommy" if ye prefer) and the winner gets an ICW Title shot at the time of their choosing, but ye already knew that eh? so lets fire in n preview the show.

Jackie Polo vs Andy Wild

Jackie thinks this match has been booked to derail his preparations for the big showdown wae Hearto at Still Smokin. I personally think its been booked in the interest of giving 700 folk a simultaneous stauner. In a lot of ways this is the match I'm looking forward tae the most, purely because its one I didnae really see ever happening. I reckon either a win for Polo, or Wild will get the win off the back of some Lionheart hi-jinks.

Joe Coffey vs James Scott (30 Minute Iron Man Match)

This'll be fuckin artwork. Nae two ways about it. I've no got much more to say about it other than that. The only way to end this wee feud, seemingly built on mutual respect, was tae have the two of them knock the shite outta each other for a solid half hour. Aw the grapplin, arm/leg lockin, and suplexing ye can handle. I reckon Coffey takes the Iron Man title, and goes on tae have a long run in the Square Go tae.

Jack Jester vs Fergal Devitt (ICW Title Match)

Fergal Devitt is arguably the best wrestler in the world right now. The fact that he's spoken so highly of ICW says a lot about where the company's at. Tae be right on the cusp of being the main man in NJPW is no mean feat, so to have him on one of yer flagship shows is a guaranteed sell out. Could probably have sold the Garage out twice in all honesty. I cannae see Devitt taking the belt here though, unless he's booked up for future events, so this will be the ultimate win for Jester tae solidify his reign as champ. Should be a braw bit of storytelling regardless.

The Square Go

Any preview of a match like this is guesswork eh? so many things tae be guessin but, so I might aswell have a go. The 4th NAK member will be revealed at some point in the night, I assume during the square go itself, so that'll be an interesting one. Surely with 4 folk all pulling for the same goal, depending on when they aw enter, we'll see an NAK member winning it? Will we see The Coffey Brothers join forces anaw? Or even The Gold Label after a few months of them teasing re-forming as faces? Fuck knows. All I know is that 5 men are allowed tae enter with weapons, so I expect tae see a sheet of plywood lined wae broken bits of bucky bottle and mibbe a jakeys tooth, being launched at somecunts napper. My prediction for the 4th NAK member is Lambrini or Stevie from The Buckys Clan, or one of The Owens Twins. My prediction for the Square Go if I had tae pick one, has tae be Joe Coffey.