I enjoy NXT. It has good wrestlers on it know? Guys n gals who care about what they do and aw that. Its refreshing. I kinda hope it never gets a US TV deal, because theres a chance the product could suffer. They'll send The Miz over tae be GM or something, and make Harry Styles the permanent musical guest, singing the entrance themes in an ear shattering falsetto.
Big E Langston vs Some guy in jeans
Nae idea who his opponent was, and I didnae care enough to go back and find out. Big E is great though. For having aw that muscle, he moves well, and he can wrestle. Usual squash match type of affair here, although after he gets the pin, he delivers the Big Ending twice more, and pins him to his own count of 5. The 5 count thing is genius, and really needs to make its way to main roster Big E. Hefty love it. Big E wins.
Next is a wee segment backstage with a peculiar wee Australian burd called Emma. She blows bubbles in the interviewers face and generally acts weird. Weird is good. Weird gives me tingles in my special place. I like her.
Emma vs Aksana
Emma emerges to a good pop, and a good few chants of her name. Its heart warming stuff. She does this hilarious thing where she enters the ring by hoisting herself fae the outside via the middle rope, gettin aw tangled up in the process. That's also hilarious. I like this whole thing so I dae. Match is pretty decent too, and Emma wins via a sare lookin submission hold cried the "dilEMMA".She then does some hilariously awkward dancing in the ring, accompanied by some bairns from the crowd. All in all, a feel good wee segment. Braw.
Dante Dash vs Leo Kruger
Never heard of ever of these dudes, but Kruger appears to be the one getting the push, as a wee promo of his is shown before the match. Ach its awrite, but nothing to write home about. Kruger seems to be pushed as an eccentric weirdo, but I wisnae really intae it tbh. Kruger wins with an armbar type of thing.
Bo Dallas vs Mickey Keegan
Ugh..Bo Dallas. This must be an angle eh. No human being can just be this naturally irritating. It must be his gimmick. He's gonnae give us this "IM THE HAPPIEST MAN ALIVE!" shtick for a few more months, get booed and turn heel. He emerges to a mixture of boos and indifference and wins with what appears to be an armdrag. Perhaps spoke too soon about that Kruger character, because he's ringside throughout the match, just kinda lurking, and when its done he enters the ring and attacks this Keegan character, before leering at Dallas for a bit and headin up the road. Interesting stuff Mr Kruger, whit else ye got for me?
Corey Graves and Kassius Ohno vs Scott Dawson and Garret Dylan
A match to determine the Number One contenders to the NXT Tag Titles here. Fair enough, but does this mean nae Wyatts? I hope no! The match is pretty good right enough. Everyone involved is competent enough, particularly Kassius Ohno. Graves gets the win with a variation of the figure 4 called "lucky 13". His joy was short lived though, as The Wyatt Family came rushing out to quite possibly knock fuck out them. They proceed to carry out the fuck knocking, and even the defeated Dawson and Dylan join in making it 5 on 2. William Regal, being the noble cunt that he is, decides to leave his position on commentary to help the boays oot, but that was a poor decision. Not smart Willie ma man. If only he'd thought to do the math, he'd have realised even with all his greatness, its still 5 on 3, and yer still gonnae get yer hole toed. He does indeed get the brutal-est of doings, before Bray Wyatt screams "I'm the king now!" in his face.
It must be time now eh? surely its Wyatt time on Raw? The anticipation has reached its peak if ye ask me, lets get them in there next week. Hopefully knock seven shades oot the Miz.
In conculsion....NXT is really good. Watch it if ye like good things.
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